"She is stupid.
You can not teach smart things
to stupid people.
They will not learn them.
...I like her very much,
She is thoughtful."

"It is not Alright.
It has never been Alright.
And it will never be Alright.
But there are some things that are Right,
And they will always be Right."

"I am as pure as the dirt that I'm made of."

"Money is useless. Yoy can't play cards with it, because it is printed on both sides"

"Some things grow inside of you,
other things you gather as you go along."

"...the moral implications
of a fatally attractive sunset."

"Evil is just another lie that hides the truth."

"It isn't love-hate,We love love, and we hate hate."

"God himself will gather some of every kind,
so respect all people.
Don't take advantage of the weakness of others."

"Pray among your selves for the wellbeing of God."

"Notable names: Mr. and Mrs. Waygood, Mr. and Mrs. Didwell,
Mr. and Mrs. Wishmore, Mr. and Mrs. Goodway"

"The theory of the conversation of metaphors:
Metaphors are neither created, nor destroyed,
they only change form."

"...I didn't like those things very much,
but I loved that other stuff, I mean, man it was cool!!!"

"You were a monster, dirty, stupid,
an unhealthy force against the pride of my nature.
But you changed.
Now you are a beautiful sight.
You are a healthy goodness to my land and soil."

"She is slow in a memorable kind of way."

"I agree with myself, and so do I"